Let Me Ask My Wife Two Tone Hat

The Constitution of the modern marriage. Article One.

Let Me Ask My Wife is the husband's universal escape hatch — the polite no, the cheerful delay, the firm "we'll let you know." Whether it's about Saturday's plans, the second beer, or the boat your brother-in-law wants you to invest in. The hat does the talking. You do the nodding.

Two-tone cotton, pre-curved visor, soft from the start. Made when you order it — yours in about a week.

The specs:

• Two-tone 100% cotton, unstructured low-profile build
• Pre-curved visor, matching sweatband
• Adjustable closure
• Available in Natural/Maroon and Natural/Red