{"product_id":"no-kings-hat","title":"No Kings Snapback","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwo words. Stitched into cotton. Not a metaphor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe country was founded on an argument with a king, which you'd think would settle the matter, but here we are — still having it. This hat is for the people who thought the argument was already won and are mildly annoyed to find it back on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStructured high-profile crown, curved peak, tonal under-peak, snapback closure, UPF 50 because the sun doesn't care about your politics. Mid-weight 100% cotton, built clean so the embroidery carries the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it to the march. Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to the family dinner where someone's about to say something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEmbroidered \"No Kings,\" front panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMid-weight 100% cotton construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHigh-profile, structured six-panel fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCurved peak with tonal under-peak lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePlastic snapback closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUPF 50 sun protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-out label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUSA-made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eWe only make this once you order it. Takes about a week. You'll get tracking when it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"piddlestix","offers":[{"title":"Bone \/ One Size","offer_id":42354866651211,"sku":"APQ-5827733S34A1","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ One Size","offer_id":42354866683979,"sku":"APQ-5827732S34A1","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/9154\/9771\/files\/5827733_7218.jpg?v=1776633514","url":"https:\/\/thepiddlestix.com\/products\/no-kings-hat","provider":"piddlestix","version":"1.0","type":"link"}