{"product_id":"dirty-martini-hat","title":"Dirty Martini Club Trucker Cap","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know the type. Three olives, no apologies, opinions about vermouth. The kind of person who orders it \"filthy\" and means it, or orders it \"dry\" and means something else entirely. Either way — same club, different dues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the hat for that person. Or the hat for someone who wants to \u003cem\u003elook\u003c\/em\u003e like that person, which, honestly, is most of the club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMesh-back trucker, mid-profile, structured six-panel front with a martini glass embroidered where everyone can see it. Pre-curved visor. Snapback. Tear-away label because nobody likes an itch at the base of the skull while they're trying to look unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it to brunch. Wear it to the course. Wear it to the thing you said you weren't going to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEmbroidered martini glass, front panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e65\/35 polyester-cotton twill front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% polyester mesh back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eStructured six-panel construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMid-profile fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePre-curved visor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSnapback closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eWe only make this once you order it. Takes about a week. You'll get tracking when it ships — the martini, unfortunately, is BYO.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"piddlestix","offers":[{"title":"white \/ One Size","offer_id":42354873958475,"sku":"APQ-5827759S34A1","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ One Size","offer_id":42484059242571,"sku":"APQ-5827766S87A1","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/9154\/9771\/files\/5827759_7762.jpg?v=1776635315","url":"https:\/\/thepiddlestix.com\/products\/dirty-martini-hat","provider":"piddlestix","version":"1.0","type":"link"}