Dirty Martini Club Triblend Tee

Shaken, Not Sorry.

Welcome to the Dirty Martini Club — a state of mind for people who know what they like, order it neat, and don't explain themselves. This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a membership card for the crowd that considers "dirty" a feature, not a flaw.

The piddlestix Dirty Martini Club Tee is built on a premium triblend — a 50/25/25 blend of polyester, combed cotton, and rayon that's earned its reputation for a reason. It's the softest tee you'll own. Lightweight, breathable, and perfectly draped — the kind of shirt that somehow already feels broken-in the first time you put it on.

The Details:

• Digital print Dirty Martini Club graphic on the chest — vibrant, soft-hand, and integrated into the fabric (no stiff, plasticky feel)
• piddlestix logo embroidered on the left sleeve — subtle, premium, unmistakably ours
• Tear-away label for a clean, tag-free wear
• Retail fit with side seams for a flattering silhouette
• Pre-shrunk — what you see is what you get, wash after wash
• Unisex sizing

Why This Fabric Matters:Triblend isn't a gimmick — it's the reason this tee feels different. The polyester adds durability and wrinkle resistance, the combed cotton gives it softness and breathability, and the rayon delivers that signature drape that makes triblend tees the preferred choice of people who have opinions about t-shirts. It wears lighter than cotton, holds its shape better, and somehow manages to look intentional whether you're at a rooftop bar or answering the door for the pizza guy.

Made to Order, Shipped With Care
Every Dirty Martini Club Tee is made when you order it — no overproduction, no warehouses full of guesses. Typically produced and shipped within about a week, with tracking provided.

Pour one. Wear the other.